Murder the Clown

aka Gary Lutz

  • I live in YOUR BASEMENT!
  • I was born on November 28
  • My occupation is AN OCCUPATION
  • Murder the Clown

    Before I start, I just wanna tell, you know, this review will contain SPOILERS from this Goosebumps book. So don't say I didn't warn you, because I did.


    sorry, but I also wanted to tell that this is JUST MY OPINION so I don't want anyone to get offended, ok? Now I can start.

    Well, I actually think this book is pretty good, in almost every aspect. Plot, Ending, Cover Art... I don't REALLY know why people hate this book. It is so good! It certainly is one of my favorite Goosebumps book.


    I didn't say it is my favorite. I didn't say it is perfect. So continue reading...

    I guess I have to say, the cover art isn't that bad. In other cover arts, like in Why I'm Afraid of Bees, Gary's face looks fake, it looks too... forced. I can't explain. It…

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  • Murder the Clown

    recently Stine tweeted:

    "I have a confession to make: Slappy doesn't really come to life."

    When I read that I was like "wuuuuut".

    I have three theories for what happened with stine.

    A JOKE? Perhaps Stine was bored and then he thought: Slappy, on the GB movie, doesn't come to life. He is just controlled by a puppeteer.

    A SPOILER? Maybe it was a spoiler for I AM SLAPPY'S EVIL TWIN, or another upcoming SlappyWorld book. Like, it was all a dream, or like, if Luke Harrison's dad makes horror movies, maybe Slappy and Snappy doesn't come to life at all. Maybe they have a robotic chip or something that makes Slappy and Snappy walk and talk on their own. And make you scream on their own. You see, maybe that's the twist ending.

    A WEIRD THOUGHT? Stine, how…

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  • Murder the Clown

    I've been wanting to go to a summer camp for two years. I wanted to go to the Camp Dark Shadows.

    Now, I can't even hear about it. I mean, my friends and I got lost in the forest, a fourteen years old girl drowned in the camp's pool... Even one of my best friends almost died!

    But I'd better start my story at the beggining.

    * * *

    When I was twelve years old, I was told about the Camp Dark Shadows. My best friend, Miles Crossbane, read an article about it in a newspaper. Miles likes to read newspapers. I'm not sure why. I think he just likes to stay alert about the world around him.

    I got really excited about the summer camp, but later, my dad told me that we didn't have enough money. Then, he said, "If you finish the school year with an average o…

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